Monday, 24 March 2008
Wednesday, 18 April 2007
Chris sent - Ernie Els - Lost in Translation
That's right Ernie... you're on international television in a game of the the quietest sport around... what are you going to say? "Pull it you cunt". What a guy!
and then the lovely Vida sent in these gems...
The only thing I wanna know is what 'sexy bread' is? The only thing that come to mind was an aquantence from school who once told me that having sex with a half loaf of warm bread was "just like the real thing" do you think this is what they are trying to imply here?
Tuesday, 17 April 2007
What the fuck is it? Is it a rat? Is it a ferret? My friend CHRIS and I had a discusion recently, where he informed me that if anyone had to ask why he cancelled his contract with Vodacom it would be because of this little critter. What marketing rep ever could have approved that first ever ad with the little rat shaking his ass in front of the camera and then starting to pull off pieces of his fur. The worst part is that we are all forced into watching ads about a Meerkat with sexual undertones!! what crack addict advertising executive would come up with that? It's beyond me. The only explination I can come up with is that sometime, somewhere, in some deep dungeon of Vodaworld, some exec smoked way too much crack one night and said "I've got it! We'll make a Meerkat called Mo that dances around and takes his fur off! Brilliant!" and the entire rest of the Vodacom creative team all had car accidents and were in comas from the time he decided to start making ads and then when they woke up the damage was done and they all moved to ther cellular companies and let crack man rule the airwaves with annoying songs and wierd sex nuts Meercats. That's what I think happened. And I'm sure there are people ou there who are like "Ag shampies... it's a cute little thing" but they are wrong... this is a cute Meerkat - this is what the little critter should look like... why does this guy deserve such bad press from Mo? huh? Shame! Ag Shampies! Nee!
Thursday, 12 April 2007
Monday, 26 March 2007
GUY OF THE WEEK (*echo....echo*)
Oh yes, by the bye... The Photo is labeled "Lappies" so I can only speculate that this might be the name of our beloved first Guy of the week! and Lappies... if you're still alive... please don't come and kick my ass. Thanks.
Tuesday, 20 March 2007
Monday, 19 March 2007
These guys call themselves Abbacat Mobile Disco and Video. The awsome thing about this company is that they get right down to the nitty-gritty on their site... no fucking around. I mean, if they didn't advertise th e fact on the front page of their site, I would have never known that they owned a snow machine. Another example is here in the 'functions' section where they say:
Even if the food, flowers and room are not quite perfect, the right entertainment can make your party a huge success.
Saving money by hiring a cheap disco, is false economy.
I mean honestly, who can argue with that logic!? Oh yes, and on top of all of this, you can get your website designed by Abbacat too. I mean why go and get an epensive "professional" website done when for the price of onlyR800 you can go straight to your local resident DJ/Wedding video filmer/function planner and get it done overnight! how wonderful! here are some screen shots of their work although I'm sure you're sold already!